Hi Me,
I know i would like to think that the reason why I have been away was because I was saving The Rain Forest from destruction or working on some disaster…. No it was just full-emptiness.. oh I know I did not invent the concept, half of the population in fact is running on full-emptiness, some even persuade themselves that this is not their fault and add stress to the all concept.
I do the upmarket version of full-emptiness (come on give me a break!), the version with no TV, just lot of partying… Is that up market, hummm not that sure in fact, oh yes it does because I am adding sport to mask the effect of alcohol.
Ok forget the upmarket or not, whatever, after all it is just keeping busy going nowhere! OK some smart guys will ask me what is the alternative…I don’t know…. You want some details? Hum not today lot of work, maybe in 6 months
vendredi 16 avril 2010
jeudi 18 mars 2010
Yes you already know
You know what should happen happens...
You are on your knee begging to get depress and what does God do (I am on an anti marketing campaign for God, i think he deserves it and he can take it.... and maybe the reason why i am doing it, is because it is so easy: you know usually God do all the good things and men do all the bad, so guess how difficult it is to reverse, and on top of that, that allows me to escape any responsability..Magic!!!!)
So i am on a knee as you know but still smiling, and life looks at you and give you big slapping just to finish me up, let’s just say that the week end was mildly good. So it took several days and large quantity of cigarettes to recover…yes a least 10…cigarettes not packs. And 3 runs... funny how drivers are concentrated, I run with the music full blast and never stop, hardly look around when crossing the roads, and I have to say, was very impress with the capacity of drivers. Drivers , bravo but please carefull you are going to create an accident if you carry on avoiding me.
The bad news are still bothering me and could bothering me for the next 15 years but here I am again, happy bunny, so go on God bring more shit…No just kidding give me a fucking break.
You are on your knee begging to get depress and what does God do (I am on an anti marketing campaign for God, i think he deserves it and he can take it.... and maybe the reason why i am doing it, is because it is so easy: you know usually God do all the good things and men do all the bad, so guess how difficult it is to reverse, and on top of that, that allows me to escape any responsability..Magic!!!!)
So i am on a knee as you know but still smiling, and life looks at you and give you big slapping just to finish me up, let’s just say that the week end was mildly good. So it took several days and large quantity of cigarettes to recover…yes a least 10…cigarettes not packs. And 3 runs... funny how drivers are concentrated, I run with the music full blast and never stop, hardly look around when crossing the roads, and I have to say, was very impress with the capacity of drivers. Drivers , bravo but please carefull you are going to create an accident if you carry on avoiding me.
The bad news are still bothering me and could bothering me for the next 15 years but here I am again, happy bunny, so go on God bring more shit…No just kidding give me a fucking break.
jeudi 11 mars 2010
I cant be depressed !!!!!
Help me out guys, I cant do a good depression. What is going on why do I have to always think « ok it is bad but you can fix this ». So yes there is moment when I am able to feel down but it never last. What wrong with me !
Let me give you an example, I put myself back on M, yes why not? On paper i am perfect, yes ok I have children and I am not super tall and yes i am old. Three think i can really do much about and don t neither, after it is me.
OK 18 visits in one day (trust me it is a lot for a man) and nobody wants to contact me, this could be tragic but i can only see it has being funny. This shows the weaknesses of M.
Let me explain and no i am not blowing my trumpet here. I am not because i am the only one reading!
So 18 visits because i like to think that my photo is fairly good, maybe some people think i airbrushed it and it is not really me or me 20 years ago, in fact i took it from my phone yesterday, and trust me airbrushing your photo from a phone is a serious challenge.
And you know what, this make me laugh because all these people who are looking for the prefect man, cannot spot one when they see it… OK i am not perfect i give you that but from what i have been told i am a good catch some explanations:
1) Own my home, very solvent and no debt
2) Fairly good looking. Ok you can do better but frankly i m not ashamed... without being full of myself... come on trust me on this one!
3) Never fight, never argue
4) Dont drink dont smoke (…ish) dont do drug
5) Run a 20k in about 1 :20
6) Very good with children
7) Never cheated
8) Socially capable
More importantly
9) the kind of guy who cares only about the people living with him, no passion for foot on TV or any other things...here to make the other person feel good
10) Very open mind and ready to do what it takes. I move countries three times on request while remaining the main bread earner!
OK you are wondering why are you on your own then? Because after a lot of years together the other person acknowledges that she never conceived to live her life with one person.
Coming back to M, they are all missing that, is it not funny?
OK now, your comments please, I want to feel depressed so go on crush me, crucify me, and make me cry please.
Let me give you an example, I put myself back on M, yes why not? On paper i am perfect, yes ok I have children and I am not super tall and yes i am old. Three think i can really do much about and don t neither, after it is me.
OK 18 visits in one day (trust me it is a lot for a man) and nobody wants to contact me, this could be tragic but i can only see it has being funny. This shows the weaknesses of M.
Let me explain and no i am not blowing my trumpet here. I am not because i am the only one reading!
So 18 visits because i like to think that my photo is fairly good, maybe some people think i airbrushed it and it is not really me or me 20 years ago, in fact i took it from my phone yesterday, and trust me airbrushing your photo from a phone is a serious challenge.
And you know what, this make me laugh because all these people who are looking for the prefect man, cannot spot one when they see it… OK i am not perfect i give you that but from what i have been told i am a good catch some explanations:
1) Own my home, very solvent and no debt
2) Fairly good looking. Ok you can do better but frankly i m not ashamed... without being full of myself... come on trust me on this one!
3) Never fight, never argue
4) Dont drink dont smoke (…ish) dont do drug
5) Run a 20k in about 1 :20
6) Very good with children
7) Never cheated
8) Socially capable
More importantly
9) the kind of guy who cares only about the people living with him, no passion for foot on TV or any other things...here to make the other person feel good
10) Very open mind and ready to do what it takes. I move countries three times on request while remaining the main bread earner!
OK you are wondering why are you on your own then? Because after a lot of years together the other person acknowledges that she never conceived to live her life with one person.
Coming back to M, they are all missing that, is it not funny?
OK now, your comments please, I want to feel depressed so go on crush me, crucify me, and make me cry please.
lundi 8 mars 2010
OK, let me tell you something about the beast….yes what can I tell you, you have not find out yourself?
OK DL is back once more because only DL can rescue you, if you want the link to get to know DL (or at least get some grip with this story) Take the previous posting and follow the link. Yes I know the rules of blogging: all need to be nice and tidy with pictures if possible. This is not the way it works here, yes this is maybe the reason why despite the millions spend on marketing campaign I am still here writing to myself.
No technology you will not enter my Universe.
Ok so that gave you enough time to read about the story of my friend and her boyfriend (yes please go to the posting just below and click on the link…please).
So the evening is this Saturday coming, if I was a nasty bastard I will put a photo of my blind date here and will ask you to vote… But you know by now that this is not me; so my blind date is not completely a blind date since I saw a photo of her, no don’t even expect any comments the only person we are making fun of here is me… and sometime god, not that I am comparing myself to him but I think he can take it.
But more importantly the man in question is also coming, yes yes I could also put a photo here but then my friend will kill me! Did I tell you she met him on M? No? Oh I think it was a secret…. Shit I am usually good at keeping secret the only problem is I cannot remember usually (and this is the reason why I am so good with secrets).
Anyway, this is my M success story, that’s a surprise for you a true M success story, we have not done the blind date yet and my first meeting with the guy but I am already planning their wedding.
So DL; OK look further down in the blog, you will find out who is DL (not one of my best moment).
OK DL is back once more because only DL can rescue you, if you want the link to get to know DL (or at least get some grip with this story) Take the previous posting and follow the link. Yes I know the rules of blogging: all need to be nice and tidy with pictures if possible. This is not the way it works here, yes this is maybe the reason why despite the millions spend on marketing campaign I am still here writing to myself.
No technology you will not enter my Universe.
Ok so that gave you enough time to read about the story of my friend and her boyfriend (yes please go to the posting just below and click on the link…please).
So the evening is this Saturday coming, if I was a nasty bastard I will put a photo of my blind date here and will ask you to vote… But you know by now that this is not me; so my blind date is not completely a blind date since I saw a photo of her, no don’t even expect any comments the only person we are making fun of here is me… and sometime god, not that I am comparing myself to him but I think he can take it.
But more importantly the man in question is also coming, yes yes I could also put a photo here but then my friend will kill me! Did I tell you she met him on M? No? Oh I think it was a secret…. Shit I am usually good at keeping secret the only problem is I cannot remember usually (and this is the reason why I am so good with secrets).
Anyway, this is my M success story, that’s a surprise for you a true M success story, we have not done the blind date yet and my first meeting with the guy but I am already planning their wedding.
So DL; OK look further down in the blog, you will find out who is DL (not one of my best moment).
DL is back
Ok this time i though cannot be a link, there if know way anybody is going to get all this mess without some links liknking the different pieces.... not even me! So this should be a link (hey w nows I told you I dont do technical) so lets try.
Meetic is bad for you
Meetic is bad for you
vendredi 5 mars 2010
Ok it is me
If you happen to be in Brussels at 6 am.... Yes it is me i am afraid: the guy in the car who is listnening full blast at Major Lazer... I am addicted I am afraid, help me out!!!!
jeudi 4 mars 2010
The Event
I have to say I was surprised when i received a call from the Pope… OK his PA, is proposing dates for the breakfast, his social network must be seriously down if he is ready to come for some marketing action here. Even more surprising when Marc accepted.
So Marc did accept to come, yes Marc Simoncini the founder and CEO of M. Just for you my dear readerS (no i will not make my usual joke, you can do it yourself) i have added here his profile on linkedin in case you would like to become friend with him http://fr.linkedin.com/pub/marc-simoncini/0/32/538.
Just on Linkedin Marc has only 149 connections, i feel for the guy, good should it not have much more than that, please guy do something for him.
Ok if we go there you can argue that Benoit XVI does not even have a profile on linkedin, but could i remind you dear readers that Benoit is not big on virtual network, his thing is more real one.
So all was set for in two weeks time but my friend was not free and the there were this busy period for Benoit of Easter where he is touring Europe for some promotion, so the meeting has been report to around mid April, the place a secret superb Hotel in Brussels (yes i know i cannot be asked to travel so they of course accepted to come to me ….so logic)
So there is still sometime for you to send questions for them, this going to be a big event, the BBC is checking the correctness and potential liability risks but they are very keen to sign the event.
I am of course multiplying the top quality investigations that this type of major event requires, not that i not have a fucking clue about religion or M in the first place. In fact I may know more about the strange world we live in thanks to M than God.
So Marc did accept to come, yes Marc Simoncini the founder and CEO of M. Just for you my dear readerS (no i will not make my usual joke, you can do it yourself) i have added here his profile on linkedin in case you would like to become friend with him http://fr.linkedin.com/pub/marc-simoncini/0/32/538.
Just on Linkedin Marc has only 149 connections, i feel for the guy, good should it not have much more than that, please guy do something for him.
Ok if we go there you can argue that Benoit XVI does not even have a profile on linkedin, but could i remind you dear readers that Benoit is not big on virtual network, his thing is more real one.
So all was set for in two weeks time but my friend was not free and the there were this busy period for Benoit of Easter where he is touring Europe for some promotion, so the meeting has been report to around mid April, the place a secret superb Hotel in Brussels (yes i know i cannot be asked to travel so they of course accepted to come to me ….so logic)
So there is still sometime for you to send questions for them, this going to be a big event, the BBC is checking the correctness and potential liability risks but they are very keen to sign the event.
I am of course multiplying the top quality investigations that this type of major event requires, not that i not have a fucking clue about religion or M in the first place. In fact I may know more about the strange world we live in thanks to M than God.
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