It is all about M not me

Yes it is all in the title more about it very soon

Ok this is the depht analysis you were all waiting for... hold on tight guys it is going to blow your mind. (for those of you who have not a fucking clue what I am talking about we have a private joke here, where there should be a link to an other posting there is none....good luck)

GDKPLD is really good, raggae dilerious with a bit of techno...I love it.
La Roux is La Roux, however I just spoke with somebody who saw her in AB this week and was fairly dispapointed so I am sorry La Roux i know it is tough but you are going to loose two points.

I know both were waiting this review with a mix of exitement and stress, we made and destroied so many artists here in the past.

Wait for the chart incredible movement on Monday!!!!

PS I know i should not talk about me (and BTW stop talking to youself too while you are at it) but I ve been running again tonight, need to stop this running business it is going to ruin my health

Right I did not trash the computer….I wait to meet god to smash the computer in his face!
I am not in any rage today guys I am cool in fact, no plan for the week end only my children which is very cool, I should also get music delivered today so I am looking forward to going back home… Oh nothing exiting: LaRoux and “Guns don’t kill people… Lazers do”. OK, I have to declare once more how useless I am:

1) I have no idea what GDKPLD sounds like; read a review and seems strange enough for me…Yes you need to know I really like Square Pusher. The title on its own was nearly enough for me to buy the CD (….yes CD, I come to that in point two). I will of course make a structured review myself to give you a full insight and allow you to create a mental image of the artistic quality of the Album…. Yes you know, expect something like “ it was shit” or “it was cool”
2) OK I buy CDs, and top of that, not even on any trendy obscure Japanese web site; no just on amazon. God I am so old, my friends at Universal Music are so proud of me, it is me who keep you in business. Yes Lucian single handily I am making your turn over and keep the 5 -10% reduction of volume of cds sold per year under control. Sorry I cannot buy more but you know I need to feed my children, and sorry to use Amazon I know it is not the best channel for your margin.

Ok bad start for this posting, I may have to stop it soon… I promise myself not to do like so many blogs and tell you what I have done or what I am planning to do… on reflection that the only thing I have been doing since I started.
Oh life is so complicate, even the computer is against me… I really need to find god.

In my wildest dream, I was dreaming that this site will be the best quality non sense ever written in the all universe and look at me talking about my plan for the week end. Or in fact it is a little better: my non plan for the WE.
What seems an excellent platform to star on non sense was obviously Meetic. Non sense wise, taken seriously, you can hardly do better (I am sticking by my title “it is also lot of fun”). Really, you line up human being like in the super market, for some of them/us looking for meeting the right person, you throw (I need to learn how to spell “throw” not the first time I tried to use it but never sure of the spelling…. Yes I know there is a dictionary on line and if I was working I will first ask the people working with me, and then, if they were not around or it was my 277 questions today…and it is only 10am, I may open the dictionary online…..BUT I am not at work (heu in fact you are), I am not working therefore who cares (do you? Let me know)) so you throw or through( or something that sound about like that) a bunch of predators in the mix and then you try to make it look like the absolutely natural stuff to do.
Who made that up, it is fantastic and the scary thing is that very soon (10 years maybe) it will be perfectly normal…How strange!

The tricky part of the PHD usually is that you need to do some research, and trust me, here, there is not such issue. Research is a real treat!
So for those who don’t follow: just here should be a link to a posting done about two days ago (oh go on, help me out, this is your research for today, you can do it), yes I am doing a PHD on hopelessness. Ok you could ask me why I choose this subject…. OK no, you are not going to ask you have been reading enough of the shit here to make your own mind: bravo.
So coming back to my research, I don’t need to explain that the web is very well equip on this subject, in fact the web seems to have been created for this subject. I would like to appeal to you guys, please send me any piece of hopelessness you can find on the web (your are limited to one per head please, I don’t want to google police knocking on the door to send me in some US prison somewhere) . yesterday I found something extremely disconcerting, i though that I was an expert and in fact 1)I don’t know one thing about M 2) there is really twisted people. OK I have already explained about the guy who has a blog call “I fuck on Meetic”…nice! I will not put the link here because I cannot face the responsibility of giving some credits to the guy. I will give you here a light version: http://www.anadema.fr/ . God why such emptiness, for fuck sake!
This is absolutely professional blog, I am ashamed of myself and the lack of technology here compare with this guy, respect man! as soon as I make my first million here, I will hire you to run the back office (only the back office mate sorry)
I don’t get it… I feel down, why oh why! thinking that there are much more terrible thing if I start looking make me want to take the computer and trash it.

DL should really come back…For those who don’t know DL I should put just here a link that will take you there: one of my previous posting. I would love to help you guys but 1) I cant learn to do it 2) for that to have any use , I will need somebody else than me on this blog. For the two reason above you will still not see any appearance of technology on this blog….Should I have called this blog “Technology is bad for you” and for those who wonder (yes I know I am dreaming) I already have the copyright on “Blogging is bad for you”, this story next time….
OK so DL stroke again (sound strange “stroke” I am sure they is something wrong English wise here, it feel like giving a cuddle which you understand was not at all what I meant) anyway yes DL did miracle. I ‘ve told you already I am a master of life analysis… does not make me equip to live.
I was with a friend yesterday, she was explaining her fantastic relationship and I was explaining my fantastic relationship holidays. The man in question sounds absolutely lovely so there are only two explanations here: 1) she is gently in love and that’s great 2) she is not I love but the guy is truly incredible in which case I think I am starting to be in love with him.
But there is a small issue, I have never met the guy and we thought that the three of us for a night out could be … mmm not adequate. I have to stress my friend has been going out with him for not that long and they have not "exchanged friends" yet, starting with your block friends is maybe not advice for a girl…. Especially if you share with your new and fresh boyfriend that you met your friend on M…Oh I can see you smiling again, and the answer is “no”. Come guys I said already: focus.
So how introduce this lovely man (ot me!) to your friend without creating a difficult situation, The purpose is double of course introduce him to your friend but also give him a gentle hint that you too would like to meet his friends…. The difficulties of course is not to make an evening where he is the center of attention, that not fair or comfortable for anybody…. I know you may have super friends who can manage that absolutely fine and make you spend a lovely evening but there is always an element of risks. In particular when your lovely friends start to drink heavily….. yes, yes been there?
This is where my genius took over (dam I am good, no need to reply to this one), so follow my Machiavellic plan: my friend will invite me, allegedly for a blind date, with one of her friends, she then asked her fresh new boyfriend to come for support and to make the evening less bizarre. He is a nice guy he will want to help her out. They should be enough strange situations to keep us of all out of mischief (or my debrief of the evening could become a piece of ontology! I can see the titlle" what not to do with your friends and boyfriend") So the evening is plan for in two weeks time… Yes I will keep you inform… yes she owes me big time, not that I am not comfortable with blind date but hey…..
Any better idea or way to improve our chance to get a smooth time are welcome (no special toys please)
So that was my Tuesday night, what about yours?

Play list done, it is such a master piece that if you send me €35 or $45 or £157 it is yours (plus shipment cost of course), the alternative is to put it on line for you! free of charge! but it is not only because I want to get rich quickly that I am not doing it,oh no, it is because this is too technically challenging for me.
Without going in the detail, the surprising thing is that there is no Mika, or Scissor Sisters etc…it is much more center around…. oh fuck you have guessed by now!
OK I want to talk to you about something which puzzles me (another thing). I have this friend (no no it is not me I swear!) she has about everything to be happy, really nothing is missing (oh I can see you smiling here, no she is just a friend, for god sake stay focus!) and despite all that she is the saddest person I have ever met. This is not noticeable at first sight, she is not falling on you crying, no rather the opposite. But deep down, it is very scary….Scary? no, not really it is just so dark that you just want to light up to see if it is absolutely fine...or not. But it is so dark there is no way to know for sure... Look's like curiosity is back! Note to all the twisted minds: do not look for any underlying massages sexually motivate or else, I am an innocent guy and frankly i cant give a fuck so I will tell you straight what ever I want to say, so if it is not written it is not here…sorry.
Sorry where was I, Ok so I am puzzled, this is a very selfish feeling because she does not want help, my curiosity is very much self oriented, she is fine, she is falling gently on her own, she avoids to stop, keeps busy to be sure she does not look herself in all this darkness. I know from training that if she does not want help there is not much you can do… Yes I know I am a senior manager in a blue chip company with training in managing despair… Ha! That's a surprise! And yes you may have understood by now, I am doing a full blown PHD in "hopelessness" (just look at the blogs I follow or even the tittles of this blog). What make this perfect person so inadequate? And the opposite is as troubling: what make so many useless people absolutely happy idiot (we will tackle this subject an other day).
As soon I have cracked this one, I swear I will be rich... and happy.
And the most surprising. she may even make it back amongst the living by some magic… And nobody will be able to explain or to replicate the magic.
I was speaking with a friend this week end who studied who people recover from extremely traumatic event (yes I know , this looks like so much fun you all want the course material), and people fucking recover, I cannot say that the explanation of why convinced me, I prefer the idea of some magic (and no not you God, you are just a punch bag). The magic of …… no! come on I am not going to write “life”, what is happening to me I am getting all soft all cheesy…. Help please I am transforming….

OK The Apples took me to a different place, I had to change music because my little one was not happy with Talk Talk : too sad for him. What does he know about music anyway!
But thanks boys, i made it to a different zone. Is curiosity of life the answer ? Yes please dont… you really dont need to comment on that because we are going to end up all philosophical.
Let’s talk about God instead, the good thing about him we can punch him as much as we want and he always feel sorry for you and never kick you back.
OK being in a good mood means that I have very little to say, am I doomed to be a sad bastard all my life, just the thought should keep me sad…
So back to play list then, I am going to pull all the good stuff and write you a lovely play list, yes I know what I said about this type of present but hey who give a fuck about what I am writing…no me anyway.

I need to explain, I guess, why am I back. Don’t worry guys I am not crazy: the reason why I need to explain to myself is because I have no memory and if one day I get better I want to remember how fucking bad it was, this is my journal and I will say nothing about me! Ish.
Ok magic state this weekend, I had to go and pick my boys from holidays, I long stretch of road in front of me, what did I do? Guess what, loaded the CD charger (yes I know I am very old fashion should have an MP3 like everybody else) with:
1) Nirvana
2) Rage against the machine
3) Florence and the machine
4) Prodigy
5) Massive Attack, of course
On the side I also put some more “up” CDs
1) James blunt
2) Ben Harper
3) Bob (however No woman no Cry is not in my “up” list)

So guess what, visibility was very limited in the car….and nothing to do with the weather outside, even resisting “Lifeline” from Ben Harper is a serious challenge in the right state of mind.
Anyway so much fun, note to myself: stop looking for trouble.
Ok I need to explain James Blunt, I cannot stand the guy but it does appeal to my girly side, not physically you will understand but musically, I am assuming that we all at some point have some of this super sweet (honey like) music just sinking you. I know it does not work all the time but put 1 to 5 above full blast for 3 hours, then subversively introduce James, it is a true killer, you cant move anymore you cant breath anymore. OK I can see some reasonable people saying “is it wise to do that at 90 miles per hour on the motorway?” eh no of course but this is my boyish side and eh give me a fucking break, I am giving one to myself so why cant you.
God! (yes you, for some reason you are always there when there is trouble, I start to wonder if you are not the cause of the trouble in the first place), so God! What a meditation state I am right now, I have been busying myself lately to the point of making sure I could not think any more ( yes I know, does not take much) and I feel like I am a little Jedi now (I am the only one thinking that).
Since I am not very good with laser sword I am connecting with music instead, I never done any play list but I feel like starting some… Note to myself: remember the note to yourself above.
Am I going to become one of these guys who every time you see him, gives you a new CDs, he has burnt specially for you. And of course, you, you don’t give a fuck about it, you usually scan it just make reference to one title to thanks him next time you see him. At least, you are warned, this is what I usually do. So don’t send me play list, it is much too personal to share…. No I am joking if there is anybody out there, send me all the music you can, I need to make my head explode and I cannot trust me to choose the music.

Who was i kidding: trying to write something new on the oldest subject in the universe without even talking about me (although this bit will not make much difference as it is not new neither). OK i failed, i failed on so many aspect it is difficult to write a list here.
What can i say, what is certain. It is certain that if you carry on reading this blog you will witness some of the biggest spelling mistakes ever achieved, you will face completely incoherent sentences that will not even make sense to me, you will, or you are already if you are here, be bored to death and will at some point strongly advice to do something else like answering email from the tax man, or do some cleaning.
What is also certain, is that I can carry on writing on this big subject instead of reading everything that has already been written on the subject because….I am smatter than 25 million previous writers….or maybe simply because being French I think I know better – yes you will notice if you know some French people they always have an opinion even if they dont know the first thing about the subject… it is true, do the test if you don t believe me, go in a bakery (if possible in Paris i will explain another day my view about Paris) , so you are in your bakery, smile at the lady at the till (dont smile too much you are in Paris, if you do a big friendly smile, she will be scared and call the police or decide straight away that there is no more bread for you ( i am sure a lot of people will confirm and now understand while they left bakery full of bread without any bread)), so little smile, if possible superior smile, and say gently but assertively « une baguette s il vous plait » , dont worry this is just foreplay to soften her up, when she grabs the baguette and turn toward you add « pensez vous que la fission nucleaire puisse un jour totalement remplacer l’ernergie fossile ? » then wait for the longest 2.5 second of your life then the surprising answer will come “oh vous savez je ne suis pas une specialiste mais mon mari dit que au litre c est 10 cts de moins…pour la voiture” …. True story ….ish.
To come back to our subject, for those who don’t remember there is a clue in the title of the blog. Hmmm in fact I think that the subject has and will never be M but more the underling universal subject related to M… OK if you are not getting it there is no hope.
About M, I am out, it is really bad for you. I will explain at length why it is bad but let s say for the time being that it did not bring me toward my human being side, so it did not work for me I don’t know for you (let me know). I still think it is a fascinating platform so I still want to observe. So much loneliness, a mix of self marketing, pure lies, hope, fear and all that covered by “I am not bothered/i don’t know why I am here” . I knew why I was there, I found lot of thing but not what I was looking for….