Hi Me,
I know i would like to think that the reason why I have been away was because I was saving The Rain Forest from destruction or working on some disaster…. No it was just full-emptiness.. oh I know I did not invent the concept, half of the population in fact is running on full-emptiness, some even persuade themselves that this is not their fault and add stress to the all concept.
I do the upmarket version of full-emptiness (come on give me a break!), the version with no TV, just lot of partying… Is that up market, hummm not that sure in fact, oh yes it does because I am adding sport to mask the effect of alcohol.
Ok forget the upmarket or not, whatever, after all it is just keeping busy going nowhere! OK some smart guys will ask me what is the alternative…I don’t know…. You want some details? Hum not today lot of work, maybe in 6 months
vendredi 16 avril 2010
jeudi 18 mars 2010
Yes you already know
You know what should happen happens...
You are on your knee begging to get depress and what does God do (I am on an anti marketing campaign for God, i think he deserves it and he can take it.... and maybe the reason why i am doing it, is because it is so easy: you know usually God do all the good things and men do all the bad, so guess how difficult it is to reverse, and on top of that, that allows me to escape any responsability..Magic!!!!)
So i am on a knee as you know but still smiling, and life looks at you and give you big slapping just to finish me up, let’s just say that the week end was mildly good. So it took several days and large quantity of cigarettes to recover…yes a least 10…cigarettes not packs. And 3 runs... funny how drivers are concentrated, I run with the music full blast and never stop, hardly look around when crossing the roads, and I have to say, was very impress with the capacity of drivers. Drivers , bravo but please carefull you are going to create an accident if you carry on avoiding me.
The bad news are still bothering me and could bothering me for the next 15 years but here I am again, happy bunny, so go on God bring more shit…No just kidding give me a fucking break.
You are on your knee begging to get depress and what does God do (I am on an anti marketing campaign for God, i think he deserves it and he can take it.... and maybe the reason why i am doing it, is because it is so easy: you know usually God do all the good things and men do all the bad, so guess how difficult it is to reverse, and on top of that, that allows me to escape any responsability..Magic!!!!)
So i am on a knee as you know but still smiling, and life looks at you and give you big slapping just to finish me up, let’s just say that the week end was mildly good. So it took several days and large quantity of cigarettes to recover…yes a least 10…cigarettes not packs. And 3 runs... funny how drivers are concentrated, I run with the music full blast and never stop, hardly look around when crossing the roads, and I have to say, was very impress with the capacity of drivers. Drivers , bravo but please carefull you are going to create an accident if you carry on avoiding me.
The bad news are still bothering me and could bothering me for the next 15 years but here I am again, happy bunny, so go on God bring more shit…No just kidding give me a fucking break.
jeudi 11 mars 2010
I cant be depressed !!!!!
Help me out guys, I cant do a good depression. What is going on why do I have to always think « ok it is bad but you can fix this ». So yes there is moment when I am able to feel down but it never last. What wrong with me !
Let me give you an example, I put myself back on M, yes why not? On paper i am perfect, yes ok I have children and I am not super tall and yes i am old. Three think i can really do much about and don t neither, after it is me.
OK 18 visits in one day (trust me it is a lot for a man) and nobody wants to contact me, this could be tragic but i can only see it has being funny. This shows the weaknesses of M.
Let me explain and no i am not blowing my trumpet here. I am not because i am the only one reading!
So 18 visits because i like to think that my photo is fairly good, maybe some people think i airbrushed it and it is not really me or me 20 years ago, in fact i took it from my phone yesterday, and trust me airbrushing your photo from a phone is a serious challenge.
And you know what, this make me laugh because all these people who are looking for the prefect man, cannot spot one when they see it… OK i am not perfect i give you that but from what i have been told i am a good catch some explanations:
1) Own my home, very solvent and no debt
2) Fairly good looking. Ok you can do better but frankly i m not ashamed... without being full of myself... come on trust me on this one!
3) Never fight, never argue
4) Dont drink dont smoke (…ish) dont do drug
5) Run a 20k in about 1 :20
6) Very good with children
7) Never cheated
8) Socially capable
More importantly
9) the kind of guy who cares only about the people living with him, no passion for foot on TV or any other things...here to make the other person feel good
10) Very open mind and ready to do what it takes. I move countries three times on request while remaining the main bread earner!
OK you are wondering why are you on your own then? Because after a lot of years together the other person acknowledges that she never conceived to live her life with one person.
Coming back to M, they are all missing that, is it not funny?
OK now, your comments please, I want to feel depressed so go on crush me, crucify me, and make me cry please.
Let me give you an example, I put myself back on M, yes why not? On paper i am perfect, yes ok I have children and I am not super tall and yes i am old. Three think i can really do much about and don t neither, after it is me.
OK 18 visits in one day (trust me it is a lot for a man) and nobody wants to contact me, this could be tragic but i can only see it has being funny. This shows the weaknesses of M.
Let me explain and no i am not blowing my trumpet here. I am not because i am the only one reading!
So 18 visits because i like to think that my photo is fairly good, maybe some people think i airbrushed it and it is not really me or me 20 years ago, in fact i took it from my phone yesterday, and trust me airbrushing your photo from a phone is a serious challenge.
And you know what, this make me laugh because all these people who are looking for the prefect man, cannot spot one when they see it… OK i am not perfect i give you that but from what i have been told i am a good catch some explanations:
1) Own my home, very solvent and no debt
2) Fairly good looking. Ok you can do better but frankly i m not ashamed... without being full of myself... come on trust me on this one!
3) Never fight, never argue
4) Dont drink dont smoke (…ish) dont do drug
5) Run a 20k in about 1 :20
6) Very good with children
7) Never cheated
8) Socially capable
More importantly
9) the kind of guy who cares only about the people living with him, no passion for foot on TV or any other things...here to make the other person feel good
10) Very open mind and ready to do what it takes. I move countries three times on request while remaining the main bread earner!
OK you are wondering why are you on your own then? Because after a lot of years together the other person acknowledges that she never conceived to live her life with one person.
Coming back to M, they are all missing that, is it not funny?
OK now, your comments please, I want to feel depressed so go on crush me, crucify me, and make me cry please.
lundi 8 mars 2010
OK, let me tell you something about the beast….yes what can I tell you, you have not find out yourself?
OK DL is back once more because only DL can rescue you, if you want the link to get to know DL (or at least get some grip with this story) Take the previous posting and follow the link. Yes I know the rules of blogging: all need to be nice and tidy with pictures if possible. This is not the way it works here, yes this is maybe the reason why despite the millions spend on marketing campaign I am still here writing to myself.
No technology you will not enter my Universe.
Ok so that gave you enough time to read about the story of my friend and her boyfriend (yes please go to the posting just below and click on the link…please).
So the evening is this Saturday coming, if I was a nasty bastard I will put a photo of my blind date here and will ask you to vote… But you know by now that this is not me; so my blind date is not completely a blind date since I saw a photo of her, no don’t even expect any comments the only person we are making fun of here is me… and sometime god, not that I am comparing myself to him but I think he can take it.
But more importantly the man in question is also coming, yes yes I could also put a photo here but then my friend will kill me! Did I tell you she met him on M? No? Oh I think it was a secret…. Shit I am usually good at keeping secret the only problem is I cannot remember usually (and this is the reason why I am so good with secrets).
Anyway, this is my M success story, that’s a surprise for you a true M success story, we have not done the blind date yet and my first meeting with the guy but I am already planning their wedding.
So DL; OK look further down in the blog, you will find out who is DL (not one of my best moment).
OK DL is back once more because only DL can rescue you, if you want the link to get to know DL (or at least get some grip with this story) Take the previous posting and follow the link. Yes I know the rules of blogging: all need to be nice and tidy with pictures if possible. This is not the way it works here, yes this is maybe the reason why despite the millions spend on marketing campaign I am still here writing to myself.
No technology you will not enter my Universe.
Ok so that gave you enough time to read about the story of my friend and her boyfriend (yes please go to the posting just below and click on the link…please).
So the evening is this Saturday coming, if I was a nasty bastard I will put a photo of my blind date here and will ask you to vote… But you know by now that this is not me; so my blind date is not completely a blind date since I saw a photo of her, no don’t even expect any comments the only person we are making fun of here is me… and sometime god, not that I am comparing myself to him but I think he can take it.
But more importantly the man in question is also coming, yes yes I could also put a photo here but then my friend will kill me! Did I tell you she met him on M? No? Oh I think it was a secret…. Shit I am usually good at keeping secret the only problem is I cannot remember usually (and this is the reason why I am so good with secrets).
Anyway, this is my M success story, that’s a surprise for you a true M success story, we have not done the blind date yet and my first meeting with the guy but I am already planning their wedding.
So DL; OK look further down in the blog, you will find out who is DL (not one of my best moment).
DL is back
Ok this time i though cannot be a link, there if know way anybody is going to get all this mess without some links liknking the different pieces.... not even me! So this should be a link (hey w nows I told you I dont do technical) so lets try.
Meetic is bad for you
Meetic is bad for you
vendredi 5 mars 2010
Ok it is me
If you happen to be in Brussels at 6 am.... Yes it is me i am afraid: the guy in the car who is listnening full blast at Major Lazer... I am addicted I am afraid, help me out!!!!
jeudi 4 mars 2010
The Event
I have to say I was surprised when i received a call from the Pope… OK his PA, is proposing dates for the breakfast, his social network must be seriously down if he is ready to come for some marketing action here. Even more surprising when Marc accepted.
So Marc did accept to come, yes Marc Simoncini the founder and CEO of M. Just for you my dear readerS (no i will not make my usual joke, you can do it yourself) i have added here his profile on linkedin in case you would like to become friend with him http://fr.linkedin.com/pub/marc-simoncini/0/32/538.
Just on Linkedin Marc has only 149 connections, i feel for the guy, good should it not have much more than that, please guy do something for him.
Ok if we go there you can argue that Benoit XVI does not even have a profile on linkedin, but could i remind you dear readers that Benoit is not big on virtual network, his thing is more real one.
So all was set for in two weeks time but my friend was not free and the there were this busy period for Benoit of Easter where he is touring Europe for some promotion, so the meeting has been report to around mid April, the place a secret superb Hotel in Brussels (yes i know i cannot be asked to travel so they of course accepted to come to me ….so logic)
So there is still sometime for you to send questions for them, this going to be a big event, the BBC is checking the correctness and potential liability risks but they are very keen to sign the event.
I am of course multiplying the top quality investigations that this type of major event requires, not that i not have a fucking clue about religion or M in the first place. In fact I may know more about the strange world we live in thanks to M than God.
So Marc did accept to come, yes Marc Simoncini the founder and CEO of M. Just for you my dear readerS (no i will not make my usual joke, you can do it yourself) i have added here his profile on linkedin in case you would like to become friend with him http://fr.linkedin.com/pub/marc-simoncini/0/32/538.
Just on Linkedin Marc has only 149 connections, i feel for the guy, good should it not have much more than that, please guy do something for him.
Ok if we go there you can argue that Benoit XVI does not even have a profile on linkedin, but could i remind you dear readers that Benoit is not big on virtual network, his thing is more real one.
So all was set for in two weeks time but my friend was not free and the there were this busy period for Benoit of Easter where he is touring Europe for some promotion, so the meeting has been report to around mid April, the place a secret superb Hotel in Brussels (yes i know i cannot be asked to travel so they of course accepted to come to me ….so logic)
So there is still sometime for you to send questions for them, this going to be a big event, the BBC is checking the correctness and potential liability risks but they are very keen to sign the event.
I am of course multiplying the top quality investigations that this type of major event requires, not that i not have a fucking clue about religion or M in the first place. In fact I may know more about the strange world we live in thanks to M than God.
lundi 1 mars 2010
You are all gripped to your computer wondering what is going to happen next....Me too in fact, i sent an email to the Pope, the CEO of one of the first and most successfull social network on the planet! And the previous CEO, god, did that without a computer... you have to give him some credit for that this is seriously impressive, no?
I am preparing a breakfast table in fact with the Pope the CEO of M and... a friend i met last week who fancy breakfast.
Please send all your questions, we will of course investigate "how do you set up such organisation and why?"...yes the answer is fairly obvious: for money; but it would be interesting to see how much they think they do that to help us not to make their shareholders richier.
Friends who are not reading this blog you are missing so much!
I am listenning to seriously depressing music right now, Lhasa, poor girl she needs help. Please give her the number of Crisis!
More bothering stuff tomorrow: work. So I will have to let you amuse yourself but I have to say you are very quiet when I dont write; does that mmeans that you dont care or that you dont read...or both.
I am preparing a breakfast table in fact with the Pope the CEO of M and... a friend i met last week who fancy breakfast.
Please send all your questions, we will of course investigate "how do you set up such organisation and why?"...yes the answer is fairly obvious: for money; but it would be interesting to see how much they think they do that to help us not to make their shareholders richier.
Friends who are not reading this blog you are missing so much!
I am listenning to seriously depressing music right now, Lhasa, poor girl she needs help. Please give her the number of Crisis!
More bothering stuff tomorrow: work. So I will have to let you amuse yourself but I have to say you are very quiet when I dont write; does that mmeans that you dont care or that you dont read...or both.
samedi 27 février 2010
vendredi 26 février 2010
Ok this is the depht analysis you were all waiting for... hold on tight guys it is going to blow your mind. (for those of you who have not a fucking clue what I am talking about we have a private joke here, where there should be a link to an other posting there is none....good luck)
GDKPLD is really good, raggae dilerious with a bit of techno...I love it.
La Roux is La Roux, however I just spoke with somebody who saw her in AB this week and was fairly dispapointed so I am sorry La Roux i know it is tough but you are going to loose two points.
I know both were waiting this review with a mix of exitement and stress, we made and destroied so many artists here in the past.
Wait for the chart incredible movement on Monday!!!!
PS I know i should not talk about me (and BTW stop talking to youself too while you are at it) but I ve been running again tonight, need to stop this running business it is going to ruin my health
GDKPLD is really good, raggae dilerious with a bit of techno...I love it.
La Roux is La Roux, however I just spoke with somebody who saw her in AB this week and was fairly dispapointed so I am sorry La Roux i know it is tough but you are going to loose two points.
I know both were waiting this review with a mix of exitement and stress, we made and destroied so many artists here in the past.
Wait for the chart incredible movement on Monday!!!!
PS I know i should not talk about me (and BTW stop talking to youself too while you are at it) but I ve been running again tonight, need to stop this running business it is going to ruin my health
Right I did not trash the computer….I wait to meet god to smash the computer in his face!
I am not in any rage today guys I am cool in fact, no plan for the week end only my children which is very cool, I should also get music delivered today so I am looking forward to going back home… Oh nothing exiting: LaRoux and “Guns don’t kill people… Lazers do”. OK, I have to declare once more how useless I am:
1) I have no idea what GDKPLD sounds like; read a review and seems strange enough for me…Yes you need to know I really like Square Pusher. The title on its own was nearly enough for me to buy the CD (….yes CD, I come to that in point two). I will of course make a structured review myself to give you a full insight and allow you to create a mental image of the artistic quality of the Album…. Yes you know, expect something like “ it was shit” or “it was cool”
2) OK I buy CDs, and top of that, not even on any trendy obscure Japanese web site; no just on amazon. God I am so old, my friends at Universal Music are so proud of me, it is me who keep you in business. Yes Lucian single handily I am making your turn over and keep the 5 -10% reduction of volume of cds sold per year under control. Sorry I cannot buy more but you know I need to feed my children, and sorry to use Amazon I know it is not the best channel for your margin.
Ok bad start for this posting, I may have to stop it soon… I promise myself not to do like so many blogs and tell you what I have done or what I am planning to do… on reflection that the only thing I have been doing since I started.
Oh life is so complicate, even the computer is against me… I really need to find god.
In my wildest dream, I was dreaming that this site will be the best quality non sense ever written in the all universe and look at me talking about my plan for the week end. Or in fact it is a little better: my non plan for the WE.
What seems an excellent platform to star on non sense was obviously Meetic. Non sense wise, taken seriously, you can hardly do better (I am sticking by my title “it is also lot of fun”). Really, you line up human being like in the super market, for some of them/us looking for meeting the right person, you throw (I need to learn how to spell “throw” not the first time I tried to use it but never sure of the spelling…. Yes I know there is a dictionary on line and if I was working I will first ask the people working with me, and then, if they were not around or it was my 277 questions today…and it is only 10am, I may open the dictionary online…..BUT I am not at work (heu in fact you are), I am not working therefore who cares (do you? Let me know)) so you throw or through( or something that sound about like that) a bunch of predators in the mix and then you try to make it look like the absolutely natural stuff to do.
Who made that up, it is fantastic and the scary thing is that very soon (10 years maybe) it will be perfectly normal…How strange!
I am not in any rage today guys I am cool in fact, no plan for the week end only my children which is very cool, I should also get music delivered today so I am looking forward to going back home… Oh nothing exiting: LaRoux and “Guns don’t kill people… Lazers do”. OK, I have to declare once more how useless I am:
1) I have no idea what GDKPLD sounds like; read a review and seems strange enough for me…Yes you need to know I really like Square Pusher. The title on its own was nearly enough for me to buy the CD (….yes CD, I come to that in point two). I will of course make a structured review myself to give you a full insight and allow you to create a mental image of the artistic quality of the Album…. Yes you know, expect something like “ it was shit” or “it was cool”
2) OK I buy CDs, and top of that, not even on any trendy obscure Japanese web site; no just on amazon. God I am so old, my friends at Universal Music are so proud of me, it is me who keep you in business. Yes Lucian single handily I am making your turn over and keep the 5 -10% reduction of volume of cds sold per year under control. Sorry I cannot buy more but you know I need to feed my children, and sorry to use Amazon I know it is not the best channel for your margin.
Ok bad start for this posting, I may have to stop it soon… I promise myself not to do like so many blogs and tell you what I have done or what I am planning to do… on reflection that the only thing I have been doing since I started.
Oh life is so complicate, even the computer is against me… I really need to find god.
In my wildest dream, I was dreaming that this site will be the best quality non sense ever written in the all universe and look at me talking about my plan for the week end. Or in fact it is a little better: my non plan for the WE.
What seems an excellent platform to star on non sense was obviously Meetic. Non sense wise, taken seriously, you can hardly do better (I am sticking by my title “it is also lot of fun”). Really, you line up human being like in the super market, for some of them/us looking for meeting the right person, you throw (I need to learn how to spell “throw” not the first time I tried to use it but never sure of the spelling…. Yes I know there is a dictionary on line and if I was working I will first ask the people working with me, and then, if they were not around or it was my 277 questions today…and it is only 10am, I may open the dictionary online…..BUT I am not at work (heu in fact you are), I am not working therefore who cares (do you? Let me know)) so you throw or through( or something that sound about like that) a bunch of predators in the mix and then you try to make it look like the absolutely natural stuff to do.
Who made that up, it is fantastic and the scary thing is that very soon (10 years maybe) it will be perfectly normal…How strange!
jeudi 25 février 2010
The tricky part of the PHD usually is that you need to do some research, and trust me, here, there is not such issue. Research is a real treat!
So for those who don’t follow: just here should be a link to a posting done about two days ago (oh go on, help me out, this is your research for today, you can do it), yes I am doing a PHD on hopelessness. Ok you could ask me why I choose this subject…. OK no, you are not going to ask you have been reading enough of the shit here to make your own mind: bravo.
So coming back to my research, I don’t need to explain that the web is very well equip on this subject, in fact the web seems to have been created for this subject. I would like to appeal to you guys, please send me any piece of hopelessness you can find on the web (your are limited to one per head please, I don’t want to google police knocking on the door to send me in some US prison somewhere) . yesterday I found something extremely disconcerting, i though that I was an expert and in fact 1)I don’t know one thing about M 2) there is really twisted people. OK I have already explained about the guy who has a blog call “I fuck on Meetic”…nice! I will not put the link here because I cannot face the responsibility of giving some credits to the guy. I will give you here a light version: http://www.anadema.fr/ . God why such emptiness, for fuck sake!
This is absolutely professional blog, I am ashamed of myself and the lack of technology here compare with this guy, respect man! as soon as I make my first million here, I will hire you to run the back office (only the back office mate sorry)
I don’t get it… I feel down, why oh why! thinking that there are much more terrible thing if I start looking make me want to take the computer and trash it.
So for those who don’t follow: just here should be a link to a posting done about two days ago (oh go on, help me out, this is your research for today, you can do it), yes I am doing a PHD on hopelessness. Ok you could ask me why I choose this subject…. OK no, you are not going to ask you have been reading enough of the shit here to make your own mind: bravo.
So coming back to my research, I don’t need to explain that the web is very well equip on this subject, in fact the web seems to have been created for this subject. I would like to appeal to you guys, please send me any piece of hopelessness you can find on the web (your are limited to one per head please, I don’t want to google police knocking on the door to send me in some US prison somewhere) . yesterday I found something extremely disconcerting, i though that I was an expert and in fact 1)I don’t know one thing about M 2) there is really twisted people. OK I have already explained about the guy who has a blog call “I fuck on Meetic”…nice! I will not put the link here because I cannot face the responsibility of giving some credits to the guy. I will give you here a light version: http://www.anadema.fr/ . God why such emptiness, for fuck sake!
This is absolutely professional blog, I am ashamed of myself and the lack of technology here compare with this guy, respect man! as soon as I make my first million here, I will hire you to run the back office (only the back office mate sorry)
I don’t get it… I feel down, why oh why! thinking that there are much more terrible thing if I start looking make me want to take the computer and trash it.
mardi 23 février 2010
DL should really come back…For those who don’t know DL I should put just here a link that will take you there: one of my previous posting. I would love to help you guys but 1) I cant learn to do it 2) for that to have any use , I will need somebody else than me on this blog. For the two reason above you will still not see any appearance of technology on this blog….Should I have called this blog “Technology is bad for you” and for those who wonder (yes I know I am dreaming) I already have the copyright on “Blogging is bad for you”, this story next time….
OK so DL stroke again (sound strange “stroke” I am sure they is something wrong English wise here, it feel like giving a cuddle which you understand was not at all what I meant) anyway yes DL did miracle. I ‘ve told you already I am a master of life analysis… does not make me equip to live.
I was with a friend yesterday, she was explaining her fantastic relationship and I was explaining my fantastic relationship holidays. The man in question sounds absolutely lovely so there are only two explanations here: 1) she is gently in love and that’s great 2) she is not I love but the guy is truly incredible in which case I think I am starting to be in love with him.
But there is a small issue, I have never met the guy and we thought that the three of us for a night out could be … mmm not adequate. I have to stress my friend has been going out with him for not that long and they have not "exchanged friends" yet, starting with your block friends is maybe not advice for a girl…. Especially if you share with your new and fresh boyfriend that you met your friend on M…Oh I can see you smiling again, and the answer is “no”. Come guys I said already: focus.
So how introduce this lovely man (ot me!) to your friend without creating a difficult situation, The purpose is double of course introduce him to your friend but also give him a gentle hint that you too would like to meet his friends…. The difficulties of course is not to make an evening where he is the center of attention, that not fair or comfortable for anybody…. I know you may have super friends who can manage that absolutely fine and make you spend a lovely evening but there is always an element of risks. In particular when your lovely friends start to drink heavily….. yes, yes been there?
This is where my genius took over (dam I am good, no need to reply to this one), so follow my Machiavellic plan: my friend will invite me, allegedly for a blind date, with one of her friends, she then asked her fresh new boyfriend to come for support and to make the evening less bizarre. He is a nice guy he will want to help her out. They should be enough strange situations to keep us of all out of mischief (or my debrief of the evening could become a piece of ontology! I can see the titlle" what not to do with your friends and boyfriend") So the evening is plan for in two weeks time… Yes I will keep you inform… yes she owes me big time, not that I am not comfortable with blind date but hey…..
Any better idea or way to improve our chance to get a smooth time are welcome (no special toys please)
So that was my Tuesday night, what about yours?
OK so DL stroke again (sound strange “stroke” I am sure they is something wrong English wise here, it feel like giving a cuddle which you understand was not at all what I meant) anyway yes DL did miracle. I ‘ve told you already I am a master of life analysis… does not make me equip to live.
I was with a friend yesterday, she was explaining her fantastic relationship and I was explaining my fantastic relationship holidays. The man in question sounds absolutely lovely so there are only two explanations here: 1) she is gently in love and that’s great 2) she is not I love but the guy is truly incredible in which case I think I am starting to be in love with him.
But there is a small issue, I have never met the guy and we thought that the three of us for a night out could be … mmm not adequate. I have to stress my friend has been going out with him for not that long and they have not "exchanged friends" yet, starting with your block friends is maybe not advice for a girl…. Especially if you share with your new and fresh boyfriend that you met your friend on M…Oh I can see you smiling again, and the answer is “no”. Come guys I said already: focus.
So how introduce this lovely man (ot me!) to your friend without creating a difficult situation, The purpose is double of course introduce him to your friend but also give him a gentle hint that you too would like to meet his friends…. The difficulties of course is not to make an evening where he is the center of attention, that not fair or comfortable for anybody…. I know you may have super friends who can manage that absolutely fine and make you spend a lovely evening but there is always an element of risks. In particular when your lovely friends start to drink heavily….. yes, yes been there?
This is where my genius took over (dam I am good, no need to reply to this one), so follow my Machiavellic plan: my friend will invite me, allegedly for a blind date, with one of her friends, she then asked her fresh new boyfriend to come for support and to make the evening less bizarre. He is a nice guy he will want to help her out. They should be enough strange situations to keep us of all out of mischief (or my debrief of the evening could become a piece of ontology! I can see the titlle" what not to do with your friends and boyfriend") So the evening is plan for in two weeks time… Yes I will keep you inform… yes she owes me big time, not that I am not comfortable with blind date but hey…..
Any better idea or way to improve our chance to get a smooth time are welcome (no special toys please)
So that was my Tuesday night, what about yours?
Play list done, it is such a master piece that if you send me €35 or $45 or £157 it is yours (plus shipment cost of course), the alternative is to put it on line for you! free of charge! but it is not only because I want to get rich quickly that I am not doing it,oh no, it is because this is too technically challenging for me.
Without going in the detail, the surprising thing is that there is no Mika, or Scissor Sisters etc…it is much more center around…. oh fuck you have guessed by now!
OK I want to talk to you about something which puzzles me (another thing). I have this friend (no no it is not me I swear!) she has about everything to be happy, really nothing is missing (oh I can see you smiling here, no she is just a friend, for god sake stay focus!) and despite all that she is the saddest person I have ever met. This is not noticeable at first sight, she is not falling on you crying, no rather the opposite. But deep down, it is very scary….Scary? no, not really it is just so dark that you just want to light up to see if it is absolutely fine...or not. But it is so dark there is no way to know for sure... Look's like curiosity is back! Note to all the twisted minds: do not look for any underlying massages sexually motivate or else, I am an innocent guy and frankly i cant give a fuck so I will tell you straight what ever I want to say, so if it is not written it is not here…sorry.
Sorry where was I, Ok so I am puzzled, this is a very selfish feeling because she does not want help, my curiosity is very much self oriented, she is fine, she is falling gently on her own, she avoids to stop, keeps busy to be sure she does not look herself in all this darkness. I know from training that if she does not want help there is not much you can do… Yes I know I am a senior manager in a blue chip company with training in managing despair… Ha! That's a surprise! And yes you may have understood by now, I am doing a full blown PHD in "hopelessness" (just look at the blogs I follow or even the tittles of this blog). What make this perfect person so inadequate? And the opposite is as troubling: what make so many useless people absolutely happy idiot (we will tackle this subject an other day).
As soon I have cracked this one, I swear I will be rich... and happy.
And the most surprising. she may even make it back amongst the living by some magic… And nobody will be able to explain or to replicate the magic.
I was speaking with a friend this week end who studied who people recover from extremely traumatic event (yes I know , this looks like so much fun you all want the course material), and people fucking recover, I cannot say that the explanation of why convinced me, I prefer the idea of some magic (and no not you God, you are just a punch bag). The magic of …… no! come on I am not going to write “life”, what is happening to me I am getting all soft all cheesy…. Help please I am transforming….
Without going in the detail, the surprising thing is that there is no Mika, or Scissor Sisters etc…it is much more center around…. oh fuck you have guessed by now!
OK I want to talk to you about something which puzzles me (another thing). I have this friend (no no it is not me I swear!) she has about everything to be happy, really nothing is missing (oh I can see you smiling here, no she is just a friend, for god sake stay focus!) and despite all that she is the saddest person I have ever met. This is not noticeable at first sight, she is not falling on you crying, no rather the opposite. But deep down, it is very scary….Scary? no, not really it is just so dark that you just want to light up to see if it is absolutely fine...or not. But it is so dark there is no way to know for sure... Look's like curiosity is back! Note to all the twisted minds: do not look for any underlying massages sexually motivate or else, I am an innocent guy and frankly i cant give a fuck so I will tell you straight what ever I want to say, so if it is not written it is not here…sorry.
Sorry where was I, Ok so I am puzzled, this is a very selfish feeling because she does not want help, my curiosity is very much self oriented, she is fine, she is falling gently on her own, she avoids to stop, keeps busy to be sure she does not look herself in all this darkness. I know from training that if she does not want help there is not much you can do… Yes I know I am a senior manager in a blue chip company with training in managing despair… Ha! That's a surprise! And yes you may have understood by now, I am doing a full blown PHD in "hopelessness" (just look at the blogs I follow or even the tittles of this blog). What make this perfect person so inadequate? And the opposite is as troubling: what make so many useless people absolutely happy idiot (we will tackle this subject an other day).
As soon I have cracked this one, I swear I will be rich... and happy.
And the most surprising. she may even make it back amongst the living by some magic… And nobody will be able to explain or to replicate the magic.
I was speaking with a friend this week end who studied who people recover from extremely traumatic event (yes I know , this looks like so much fun you all want the course material), and people fucking recover, I cannot say that the explanation of why convinced me, I prefer the idea of some magic (and no not you God, you are just a punch bag). The magic of …… no! come on I am not going to write “life”, what is happening to me I am getting all soft all cheesy…. Help please I am transforming….
lundi 22 février 2010
OK The Apples took me to a different place, I had to change music because my little one was not happy with Talk Talk : too sad for him. What does he know about music anyway!
But thanks boys, i made it to a different zone. Is curiosity of life the answer ? Yes please dont… you really dont need to comment on that because we are going to end up all philosophical.
Let’s talk about God instead, the good thing about him we can punch him as much as we want and he always feel sorry for you and never kick you back.
OK being in a good mood means that I have very little to say, am I doomed to be a sad bastard all my life, just the thought should keep me sad…
So back to play list then, I am going to pull all the good stuff and write you a lovely play list, yes I know what I said about this type of present but hey who give a fuck about what I am writing…no me anyway.
But thanks boys, i made it to a different zone. Is curiosity of life the answer ? Yes please dont… you really dont need to comment on that because we are going to end up all philosophical.
Let’s talk about God instead, the good thing about him we can punch him as much as we want and he always feel sorry for you and never kick you back.
OK being in a good mood means that I have very little to say, am I doomed to be a sad bastard all my life, just the thought should keep me sad…
So back to play list then, I am going to pull all the good stuff and write you a lovely play list, yes I know what I said about this type of present but hey who give a fuck about what I am writing…no me anyway.
I need to explain, I guess, why am I back. Don’t worry guys I am not crazy: the reason why I need to explain to myself is because I have no memory and if one day I get better I want to remember how fucking bad it was, this is my journal and I will say nothing about me! Ish.
Ok magic state this weekend, I had to go and pick my boys from holidays, I long stretch of road in front of me, what did I do? Guess what, loaded the CD charger (yes I know I am very old fashion should have an MP3 like everybody else) with:
1) Nirvana
2) Rage against the machine
3) Florence and the machine
4) Prodigy
5) Massive Attack, of course
On the side I also put some more “up” CDs
1) James blunt
2) Ben Harper
3) Bob (however No woman no Cry is not in my “up” list)
So guess what, visibility was very limited in the car….and nothing to do with the weather outside, even resisting “Lifeline” from Ben Harper is a serious challenge in the right state of mind.
Anyway so much fun, note to myself: stop looking for trouble.
Ok I need to explain James Blunt, I cannot stand the guy but it does appeal to my girly side, not physically you will understand but musically, I am assuming that we all at some point have some of this super sweet (honey like) music just sinking you. I know it does not work all the time but put 1 to 5 above full blast for 3 hours, then subversively introduce James, it is a true killer, you cant move anymore you cant breath anymore. OK I can see some reasonable people saying “is it wise to do that at 90 miles per hour on the motorway?” eh no of course but this is my boyish side and eh give me a fucking break, I am giving one to myself so why cant you.
God! (yes you, for some reason you are always there when there is trouble, I start to wonder if you are not the cause of the trouble in the first place), so God! What a meditation state I am right now, I have been busying myself lately to the point of making sure I could not think any more ( yes I know, does not take much) and I feel like I am a little Jedi now (I am the only one thinking that).
Since I am not very good with laser sword I am connecting with music instead, I never done any play list but I feel like starting some… Note to myself: remember the note to yourself above.
Am I going to become one of these guys who every time you see him, gives you a new CDs, he has burnt specially for you. And of course, you, you don’t give a fuck about it, you usually scan it just make reference to one title to thanks him next time you see him. At least, you are warned, this is what I usually do. So don’t send me play list, it is much too personal to share…. No I am joking if there is anybody out there, send me all the music you can, I need to make my head explode and I cannot trust me to choose the music.
Ok magic state this weekend, I had to go and pick my boys from holidays, I long stretch of road in front of me, what did I do? Guess what, loaded the CD charger (yes I know I am very old fashion should have an MP3 like everybody else) with:
1) Nirvana
2) Rage against the machine
3) Florence and the machine
4) Prodigy
5) Massive Attack, of course
On the side I also put some more “up” CDs
1) James blunt
2) Ben Harper
3) Bob (however No woman no Cry is not in my “up” list)
So guess what, visibility was very limited in the car….and nothing to do with the weather outside, even resisting “Lifeline” from Ben Harper is a serious challenge in the right state of mind.
Anyway so much fun, note to myself: stop looking for trouble.
Ok I need to explain James Blunt, I cannot stand the guy but it does appeal to my girly side, not physically you will understand but musically, I am assuming that we all at some point have some of this super sweet (honey like) music just sinking you. I know it does not work all the time but put 1 to 5 above full blast for 3 hours, then subversively introduce James, it is a true killer, you cant move anymore you cant breath anymore. OK I can see some reasonable people saying “is it wise to do that at 90 miles per hour on the motorway?” eh no of course but this is my boyish side and eh give me a fucking break, I am giving one to myself so why cant you.
God! (yes you, for some reason you are always there when there is trouble, I start to wonder if you are not the cause of the trouble in the first place), so God! What a meditation state I am right now, I have been busying myself lately to the point of making sure I could not think any more ( yes I know, does not take much) and I feel like I am a little Jedi now (I am the only one thinking that).
Since I am not very good with laser sword I am connecting with music instead, I never done any play list but I feel like starting some… Note to myself: remember the note to yourself above.
Am I going to become one of these guys who every time you see him, gives you a new CDs, he has burnt specially for you. And of course, you, you don’t give a fuck about it, you usually scan it just make reference to one title to thanks him next time you see him. At least, you are warned, this is what I usually do. So don’t send me play list, it is much too personal to share…. No I am joking if there is anybody out there, send me all the music you can, I need to make my head explode and I cannot trust me to choose the music.
dimanche 21 février 2010
Who was i kidding: trying to write something new on the oldest subject in the universe without even talking about me (although this bit will not make much difference as it is not new neither). OK i failed, i failed on so many aspect it is difficult to write a list here.
What can i say, what is certain. It is certain that if you carry on reading this blog you will witness some of the biggest spelling mistakes ever achieved, you will face completely incoherent sentences that will not even make sense to me, you will, or you are already if you are here, be bored to death and will at some point strongly advice to do something else like answering email from the tax man, or do some cleaning.
What is also certain, is that I can carry on writing on this big subject instead of reading everything that has already been written on the subject because….I am smatter than 25 million previous writers….or maybe simply because being French I think I know better – yes you will notice if you know some French people they always have an opinion even if they dont know the first thing about the subject… it is true, do the test if you don t believe me, go in a bakery (if possible in Paris i will explain another day my view about Paris) , so you are in your bakery, smile at the lady at the till (dont smile too much you are in Paris, if you do a big friendly smile, she will be scared and call the police or decide straight away that there is no more bread for you ( i am sure a lot of people will confirm and now understand while they left bakery full of bread without any bread)), so little smile, if possible superior smile, and say gently but assertively « une baguette s il vous plait » , dont worry this is just foreplay to soften her up, when she grabs the baguette and turn toward you add « pensez vous que la fission nucleaire puisse un jour totalement remplacer l’ernergie fossile ? » then wait for the longest 2.5 second of your life then the surprising answer will come “oh vous savez je ne suis pas une specialiste mais mon mari dit que au litre c est 10 cts de moins…pour la voiture” …. True story ….ish.
To come back to our subject, for those who don’t remember there is a clue in the title of the blog. Hmmm in fact I think that the subject has and will never be M but more the underling universal subject related to M… OK if you are not getting it there is no hope.
About M, I am out, it is really bad for you. I will explain at length why it is bad but let s say for the time being that it did not bring me toward my human being side, so it did not work for me I don’t know for you (let me know). I still think it is a fascinating platform so I still want to observe. So much loneliness, a mix of self marketing, pure lies, hope, fear and all that covered by “I am not bothered/i don’t know why I am here” . I knew why I was there, I found lot of thing but not what I was looking for….
What can i say, what is certain. It is certain that if you carry on reading this blog you will witness some of the biggest spelling mistakes ever achieved, you will face completely incoherent sentences that will not even make sense to me, you will, or you are already if you are here, be bored to death and will at some point strongly advice to do something else like answering email from the tax man, or do some cleaning.
What is also certain, is that I can carry on writing on this big subject instead of reading everything that has already been written on the subject because….I am smatter than 25 million previous writers….or maybe simply because being French I think I know better – yes you will notice if you know some French people they always have an opinion even if they dont know the first thing about the subject… it is true, do the test if you don t believe me, go in a bakery (if possible in Paris i will explain another day my view about Paris) , so you are in your bakery, smile at the lady at the till (dont smile too much you are in Paris, if you do a big friendly smile, she will be scared and call the police or decide straight away that there is no more bread for you ( i am sure a lot of people will confirm and now understand while they left bakery full of bread without any bread)), so little smile, if possible superior smile, and say gently but assertively « une baguette s il vous plait » , dont worry this is just foreplay to soften her up, when she grabs the baguette and turn toward you add « pensez vous que la fission nucleaire puisse un jour totalement remplacer l’ernergie fossile ? » then wait for the longest 2.5 second of your life then the surprising answer will come “oh vous savez je ne suis pas une specialiste mais mon mari dit que au litre c est 10 cts de moins…pour la voiture” …. True story ….ish.
To come back to our subject, for those who don’t remember there is a clue in the title of the blog. Hmmm in fact I think that the subject has and will never be M but more the underling universal subject related to M… OK if you are not getting it there is no hope.
About M, I am out, it is really bad for you. I will explain at length why it is bad but let s say for the time being that it did not bring me toward my human being side, so it did not work for me I don’t know for you (let me know). I still think it is a fascinating platform so I still want to observe. So much loneliness, a mix of self marketing, pure lies, hope, fear and all that covered by “I am not bothered/i don’t know why I am here” . I knew why I was there, I found lot of thing but not what I was looking for….
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